Good vs. Evil

Tonight we have a scrimmage with teams Good vs. Evil.
Of course, I am on the Good team but somehow I doubt that's going to stop those Evil bruises!

I'm a skater and a bad blogger...

I have spent so much time concentrating on improving my skating skills and thoroughly learning the game that I have forgotten to blog.  That trend ends now.....  I have new bruises to share and will keep everyone updated on my (sometimes) humorous anecdotes.  Oh yeah, my derby name is Constance X. Cravings   #1-900.   

See my new pretty badge of honor...  this one graciously given to my by IV Drop while scrimmaging at our last practice.
                     
I still can't figure out where the inside heel bruise came from???

Acceptance? Payoffs? Comraderie?

There is a league meeting on Monday!  Does this mean I might finally know if I have been officially invited to join the team?  In anticipation of this event (which should happen sooner or later), I need help creating a derby name.  Please help me!
There is a national derby name registry at http://www.http//www.twoevils.org/rollergirls/  which lists all unique and one of a kind names.  I need to come up with something fun, naughty and unique that descibes me.  On Friday night March 18, I invite you my friends to come by the house for a derby naming party.  This will be a casual beer and burgers event just like at a derby bout.  The person who comes up with the best unique name will win not only my appreciation but cool swag from http://www.derbydiva.com/ or even a pair of skates for yourself or your kids.

Thanks,
Nancy

Meet Drill Sargeant... Domestic Violet

Tonight Drill Sargeant Domestic Violet made us do:
 300 Mountian Climbers
 100 Push ups
 Falls & Sprawls
 75 Sit ups
 Pyramid Endurance 
 2 Minutes on - 2 Minutes slow
 3 Minute Sprints
 4 Minute Sprints
 Lastly, we played Blood & Thunder and I survived a Pony Hit!

I need a hug.... actually I'm too sore for that.  Just a nice soft bed and a glass of wine.  Nite.

I Passed!

Ok, at least the first part.  I was just notifed that I passed the written portion of the derby test for rules and regulations.  Yeah!  

I am still Rotten Meat Nancy and hoping that status will change soon. 
I need to increase my scrimmage hours quickly. 
If this takes much longer I will be Dead Meat.  :)

It's a miracle!

Three months off practice and my first time back, no bumps, no bruises, no scars, no tendon tears, nothing.  Yeah!!!!  Now it's time to take off my shoes and relax!
Oh shit! I have a blister on my foot.

I'm Back......

Ok, tomorrow night re-starts the beginning of a journey that has been in the works for over 6 months.
Because of the double patella hematomas in both knees the doctor required I take a 1 month medical break and then we had a mandatory 2 month league break.  3 months of rest and I am ready to rumble!
I haven't been able to push myself and hit anyone in 3 months.  Look out!

I know I will post more bruises, black & blues and rink rash but hopefully through it all I will also post a note that says congratulations, you are now a full team member of Suburbia Roller Derby.

I can't wait to skate!!!!!!